I went to bed at 9:00 last night. I was sooooo tired. I suppose that's what happens when you get four hours sleep for two nights in a row. I had crazy-ass dreams, too. I was roommates with Ellen DeGeneres and there was redecorating and something about an intravenous body-cleanse procedure and spilled sugar on the floor that attracted bugs ( Read more... )

I had a weird weekend ( Read more... )

Ugh. I am crampy. I'm sure you were all dying to know that ( Read more... )

Check out Katie Holmes' really unnatural-looking pregnancy belly. (courtesy of our ever-vigilant friends at ohnotheydidnt)

That shit ain't right, man.

Reason number 34,562,891 why George Clooney is awesome:

(from ohnotheydidnt)

"There are not too many women who WOULDN'T make a play for George Clooney -- especially single women. But Lindsay Lohan struck out when she made her play for the newly-crowned Oscar winner at a nightclub in New York the other night. After overtly flirting with Clooney, Lindsay ( Read more... )

Okay. For those of you waiting for the Teeming Masses to start deciphering the cryptic map that Locke saw on the back of the blast-doors on last night's "Lost," your wait is over.

Cruising the TWOP boards is good.

Here are two screencaps with annotations:

This one is, I think, more accurate, but doesn't provide translations of the various Latin ( Read more... )

From ohnotheydidnt.

Black Sabbath drummer Bill Ward is really mad that there's a movie about Mark David Chapman coming out (the film is "Chapter 27" starring Jared Leto as Chapman...this is also the reason you may have seen photos of Leto looking a bit rotund in the last year, he gained weight for the part).

"Just got the sh** news that there's going to be a ( Read more... )

For those of you who don't like to wade through all the crap on ohnotheydidnt to get to the good stuff...well, that's what I'm here for. I read ohnotheydidnt so you don't have to.

Therefore I am able to bring you these priceless candid photos, taken with Ang Lee's camera at an Oscar pre-party, of Jake Gyllenhaal, drunk party maniac.

( Come on, Heath. Rein the guy in. )

Bit of news from ohnotheydidnt: John Travolta to play Edna Turnblad. Yep. Babarino's going drag in the new film of "Hairspray." Sporfle ( Read more... )

It just occurred to me that I never posted the results of the Whose Fag Hag Would You Like To Be? poll.

Well, Jake won by a landslide 44.2% of the vote. But if we disqualify him for not being officially gay (although there were TWO new little bits of evidence posted at ohnotheydidnt today), the winner becomes Rupert Everett with 21.4%. Rounding out the other ( Read more... )